ToaCx4 - Thoughts of a Crazy, Constitutionally Conservative Christian

What is ToaCx4, and who is The JaceMan?

ToaCx4 (pronounced Toke Times Four) - Thoughts of a Crazy, Constitutionally Conservative Christian, is an open and PUBLIC opinion journal, advice column, and "fact sheet" fielded by The JaceMan (better known to friends and family as simply, Jace) for the purposes of counseling others on issues of:  religion (all variations), Christianity, spirituality, the christian bible, the nation (USA), government, politics, history, ethics, morality, and ANYTHING ELSE that you simply "need to know."

The JaceMan is a short, straight, middle-class, God-fearing, white, Christian male who enjoys country music.  By default, he is aware that makes him a [sarcasm] vertically-challenged, politically incorrect, hate-mongering, non-tolerant, closed-minded, bigoted and sexist redneck, whose privileged position leaves him calloused to the plight of others [sarcasm].

Now why on earth you would want to seek the advice or opinions of such a fool is beyond him, but if you do, he aims to answer!  The JaceMan pulls no punches, mixes no words, and doesn't worry if he offends.  At the same time, he turns his back on nobody and willingly offers advice to those who love him or hate him, cheer him or boo him, agree with him or mock him.  He believes that everyone is worth being heard and welcomes feedback from anyone, while simultaneously refusing to stifle himself.  In other words, if you want real, honest, sincere feedback, commentary, or advice you've found yourself in the right location.  But if you're searching for an avenue to be heard without listening in return, you're probably best to continue on as staying here will result in nothing more than your own disappointment.

If The JaceMan hasn't driven you away yet, then he (read, I -- on account of it's me who is typing *cheesy grin*) invites you to start a conversation or seek advice to the "problems" that plague you by clicking on the Leave a Comment link below and asking The JaceMan a question.  Rest assured, all questions will be answered in time!

Thank you,

The JaceMan

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Important Disclaimer for Old Readers and Visitors
Although I haven't had as many "Ask the JaceMan!" sessions as I would have liked, I have decided that is what I enjoy most about LiveJournal. So, from this point forward (July 19, 2008), Ask the JaceMan is now the sole purpose of ToaCx4 (Thoughts of a Crazy, Constitutionally Conservative Christian), and will be used almost exclusively for this reason. I apologize, but I already have so many internet projects going on that I find myself coming here less and less because I have no real "PURPOSE" for posting here when I have so many other places and projects I already post. I am converting ToaCx4 to being an "Ask the JaceMan" blog full-time to give myself that needed purpose to be here and contribute so that you guys aren't constantly wondering where I'm at and what has happened to me. I hope you understand my need for having a purpose-driven blog. Thank you!

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So, I go to Doozle's Frozen Custard last night feeling kind of down and lonely.  I figured a little frozen chocolate could cheer me up; after all, it generally does.  Little did I know that the custard would play second fiddle to a pretty girl offering to buy me "ice cream."

I'm standing in line behind this lady and her daughter.  The little girl was, I'm guessing, eight or nine years of age.  When she saw me, I smiled at her and said, "Hi."  She just smiled back and waved before pulling on her mommy's hand.  She motioned for her mother to bend down and I heard her "whisper" into her Mommy's ear, "He's cute."  I smiled a blushing and embarrassed smile, but then to my surprise after only whispering to her mother, she actually looked at me and said, "You're cute!"

I laughed softly.  Then she looked at her Mom and said, "Mommy, can I buy his ice cream?"  My soft chuckle turned into a full-on laugh fest that was matched only in intensity by the laughter and embarrassment of her Mother.  She apologized on behalf of her daughter, but I told her not to worry about it.  After all, it wasn't everyday that a pretty girl offered to buy ME ice cream.

Well, as they made their way to the window, the little girl gave the attendant her order.  When she was done she said, "and whatever he wants!" and pointed to me.  Again embarrassed, laughter returned yet again.  After receiving my chocolate cone I sat down and ate with my new "girlfriend."

Aren't kids great!  And dang it, why don't I have any?!?!?!?!?!

Tension breaker, had to be done.

Mowing the front yard yesterday, I knew I had to take care of the backyard today. Forcing my lazy butt down to the basement to fetch the mower a little more than an hour ago, I almost stepped on this little guy. 

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Even if it is just a common garter snake, it does have a tendency to freak a person out when you almost step on one just a few stairs down into the basement.  I captured the little rascal and made him a deal.  I'll release you, let you live, and not run over you with the mower if you promise to stay out of my house.  He seemed to agree, so that's what we did.

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People don't understand that love and sacrifice are synonymous.

I'm taking a nap.  When I wake up I'll write you all something NICE!

Alright, I recently told you (two weeks ago) that I am trying to lose weight. I realize that my wrestling days are long gone, and due to how bad of shape my legs are in that it probably isn't very practical for me to ever be under 10% body fat again. But I do believe exhibiting some nice muscle tone, and buying some 36" waist jeans, AND KEEPING THEM, are reasonable goals.

( After two weeks, here's how I'm doing. )
Please note, words of encouragement are not only accepted, they are highly appreciated!